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that lobster is a tough customer.

I'm not sure of where I'm going with my writing, but that pleases me. I'm always ambitious beyond my means... and that's what killed Starscream.
If only I live to be disintegrated. That shit is awesome.

everything is funnier in a robot voice.

the living laser

ugh.

I don't know how I feel about things when they change all of a sudden.
I'm conflicted and it's not even interesting to write about so we'll leave
it at that.

when I was a kid, I wondered a lot about the moon.
I feel that NASA and science have ruined that for me.
But if it was a soundstageconspiracy, then maybe it is
made of cheese and maybe a man (or lady) lives there
and s/he has an awesome hat.

oh, alice notley. you'll be talked about tonight.
by me, specifically.
when I dissect your owl pellet, it won't have any bones in it.
just some knitted eyebrows, pomposity and pretension.
and some okay words.

wasted my blog this week.

I've yet to see a blog that is really worthwhile, though. no offense to all of you or me.
if you'd like to get offended and start a fight with me, though...

....be my guest.

oh-oh-oh i got election

Who will be the new mayor of eagle?

Coincidentally, I have been thinking of birds lately. I don't know why.

do you remember that Bradbury story about Ernest Hemingway's parrot? I do.

I think that's all for me.

humanity is a sexually transmitted disease

Halloween. Ascii. Well, firstly, ascii means a few different things,
I think. But to me, it is mostly just creating images out of text,
like the Luger you see above. Aren't poems images created out of text?
Ascii fascinates me mostly because it's crappy and awesome,
like when you log in to a Multi-User-Dungeon (MUD) and
there is a drawing of an elf or an orc or something using the letter 'H'.
I sort of hate elves and orcs, but that is pretty amazing. I did no work on the
Luger, but the parallels between crappy ascii art and my poetry are pretty
striking.

I didn't mean to make any connection just then, I just wanted everyone to see an ascii Luger. Oh well. My roommate's girlfriend wore a jacket that said "asci" to a Halloween party I was attending last night, and I was sad it wasn't ascii... and no one got it. Now someone will. Basically, I was a space pirate and I listened to Tech N9ne and had a good time in general. I am not a particularly fighty person, but I almost got into three separate fights yesterday.

none of them over ascii, though I'd fight for ascii before I'd fight for any political party or religious ideology.

I love sonik youth